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Say it without saying it.
Hoodies, hats and cups with the lines you already say. Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
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Nothing's for sale today, so there are no prices and no checkout here. When it opens, the items below link straight to the store.
Not hooked up yet, so this won't send.
The lines
First drop
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I'm not petty. I'm thorough.
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Petty, but punctual.
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Left you on read. Respectfully.
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Emotionally mature. Selectively petty.
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Reply-all was a choice.
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My grudges are handmade.
Coming on: Hat · Hoodie
What they go on
Three things to start
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Hoodies
The long lines go here. There's room for “Emotionally mature. Selectively petty.”
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Hats
Embroidered, so short and sharp. Three or four words, tops.
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Cups
For your desk, where the people who reply-all can see it.
Coming soon
Buying it for someone?
Good. You know exactly who. The friend who remembers what everyone ordered at a dinner in 2019. The sister who keeps screenshots. The coworker who “just wanted to circle back.”