About
Petty, not cruel.
A place for the small stuff you're still thinking about, and a hoodie that says so.
What this is
Everybody has that one friend who brought screenshots to a disagreement about brunch. Some of us are that friend. This site is for us.
There are stories, told like the group chat they came from. And there's merch with the lines we all say out loud, or at least think very loudly.
House rules
- Keep it small. The best petty is low stakes and very precise.
- Keep it anonymous. Nobody in a story should be findable.
- Keep it funny. If you have to explain why they deserved it, it's probably not a petty story.
How we pay for this
Two ways. The merch, which is ours, printed when you order it. Later on, ads between stories, marked “Advertisement” every time. There aren't any yet.
Advertisers don't get a say in what we post. We don't put ads on the shop page, and we don't put them in the middle of a story.
If we ever link to someone else's product for a commission, we'll say so right next to the link. Here's the full version.
Say hi
Stories go to stories@pettyass.com. Everything else goes to hello@pettyass.com.