Petty Ass said what we said

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For people who said what they said.

Small, perfectly timed pettiness. The stories, and the hoodie to wear while you tell them.

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BestieToday 11:47 PM

  1. are you still mad about that
  2. no
  3. anyway it was March 3rd, around 6, and you had on the green jacket
  4. Read 11:47 PM

Wear it

Things you'd say. Now on a cup.

  • I'm not petty. I'm thorough.

    Coming on: Cup · Hoodie

  • Petty, but punctual.

    Coming on: Hat · Cup

  • Left you on read. Respectfully.

    Coming on: Hoodie · Cup
All of them

From the group chat

Two to start with

  • The good Tupperware

    Petty level: Label maker House story, written by us

    FriendsThursday

    1. can you bring your dip saturday??
    2. of course
    3. I'll bring it in a container I'm taking home with me
    4. ok?? lol
    5. no reason
    6. how's my blue lid doing btw. it's been 14 months
    7. Read 8:02 PM

    She brought the lid back Sunday. It's in the cabinet with a name on it now.

  • Spot 12

    Petty level: Laminated House story, written by us

    Building group chatMonday

    1. whoever's been parking in spot 12 it's really not a big deal
    2. it's my spot
    3. but it's not a big deal
    4. I made a little sign. it's laminated
    5. there's a QR code on it that goes to page 4 of the lease
    6. Read 7:15 AM

    The spot has been empty every morning since.

More stories

Petty isn't mean.

Petty is bringing your own container. Mean is ruining somebody's day. We only do the first one around here.

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